I own nine pairs of underpants. But i didn’t spoil anything. It’s not a touch phobia, it’s a germ phobia. [wearily] oh, where to begin? trees indoors, overuse of the words “’tis” and “’twas”.
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Swirlie move orgasm. This is going to look great, hanging next to my restraining order from leonard nimoy. Um; i don’t know, maybe. [pause as he considers this] i am not flying back to texas just so my mom can give me a hug. Yes, i know it’s on sheldon.
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Get out of my bedroom!”? Oh, i’m hanging up now. Words they’ll be carving into my tombstone.